basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs
- me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
- me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
I hate this post but you know…i love my mom!
I hate the millions of notes someone gets for this but hey I love my mom, I ain’t risking shit.
The Hemsworth brothers, Tom Hanks, and Meryl Streep star in a 1:00 “Charlie Bit My Finger” spoof
is thiS FOR REAL DID THEY ACTUALY TAKE THE TIME TO DO THIS I CAN NOT HANDLE
THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD.
"The brain can get sick too."
Re-make of this post.
End mental health stigma.If you EVER need someone to talk to, my ask is open! Stay strong loves.
I really really wish people would think before they post articles about how a certain mental issue is fake and made up. I dated a guy in college who told me my issues were just made up to sell medicine. So i went off my medicine out of shame. Guess what happened? YEAH DUDE.
If you have never had these issues, count yourself as lucky. Don’t go around poo-pooing this stuff because you never dealt with it. I can promise you someone around is and you are fucking damaging them, you self centered asshole. Unless you have actually read peer approved medical articles about this stuff - not some article from natural news or some woo-woo bull shit- you have no authority to speak.
"you’ll get ink poisoning"
haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful
when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.
Wait, why did your parents call animal control?
was wondering the same thing^
Laughing because when I was younger she drew all river herself with pen and she for ink poisoning and almost died and to this day if she gets ink in a cut or anything, she could get really sick or die so.
- Other people: Why do you rewatch your TV shows?
- Me: I don't understand your question.
There’s a book sitting in front of you.
In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it?
Hell fucking yeah
Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.
read it so you know what order to murder people in
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.
omg this is still going
IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.
Third time reblogging it today, and I regret nothing
Broke 5 Million!
WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING
it still ain’t broken what the hell tumblr
The best reaction to when someone is crying.